Bling Does Not Belong on your Thing

Which summer trend sent you running to the shops? Which trends are already tired?

I have a confession to make. I love anything shiny, shimmery, and/or sparkly. Bring on the bling! I also love designer purses, hats, and glasses/sunglasses frames. I’d probably be into designer clothing if, you know, they made them in plus sizes.

My favorite purchase of the summer is a pair of the world’s most comfortable flip flops. They are brown and the uppers are covered in brown and amber rhinestones. Boo-yah.

While smearing glitter on one’s skin is a bit too 90′s for me, I do confess that I have a powder puff with just a light shimmer with which I have occasionally been known to dab on my shoulders.

Where I draw the line, and the trend by the way which I find the stupidest thing ever, is……..

Vajazzling.

Yes, you heard me. Apparently, the latest and greatest trend in feminine hygiene. After you get your brazillian, you go to another person who affixes bling art to your lady parts. I don’t know how long it does or should stay on. Apparently this can range from some basic silver raised dots to elaborate works of art in nearly true color. But you know, shinier. And on your vaj.

I usually let my pictures stand without any commentary, but I have to say here that this was one of the most fun things I’ve ever done on photoshop. And what makes it the funniest is that I made the silhouette from a picture of my friend, Wendy. Who probably has never owned anything remotely bling in her life. She’s a hippie who wears all natural fibers.

And what would a Chasha blog be if it didn’t drift to the random from time to time?

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~ by Chasha on August 19, 2010.